I like adventures. I like adventures with my girlfriend more! And my girlfriend, Jane, has no experience with the outside world! Therefore, everything I do becomes an her own adventure which makes it my adventure too.Last Saturday, I took my girlfriend to Meycauayan, Bulacan to attend my sister's graduation. Jane's adventure starts at SM North because I do believe that Jane's geographical range is from their house to the nearest malls namely SM North, Trinoma, Gateway, Eastwood and I think the Savemore at MRT will count. Further than those landmarks, Jane will be on the missing persons list. SERIOUSLY.
Anyway, from SM North terminal, we rode a Van to Meycauayan Tollgate(that's in NLEX). We were both complaining about the weather. It's freakin' hot! We rode a jeep to Sto. Nino and a pedicab to our house. It took us about 2 hours to get there. I think it's one of my personal record on commuting to our house in the least time. Wow! Jane! If you are reading this, i think you are my lucky commuting charm!
From our house, we rode a motorcycle to my sister's school. Apparently, it was Jane's first time to ride a motorcycle. IT WAS HELL. She was screaming all the time and louder when we're passing those humps. Those humps. DAMN THOSE HUMPS.
pictured here: hump
We attended the graduation rites. It was fun. It was fun laughing at those emcees because schadenfreude. I know I suck at English but they are worse. Way worse. I mean, kam-ap-porward-worse! Towards the end of the program, I thought of a very nice idea. And this idea produced a 9-minute clip of pure awesomeness.
Oh! About my sister's graduation. She graduated with honors. Salutatorian! I am proud of her. Even though she did not pass UPCAT. It's okay. CONGRATULATIONS! my little sister. She (valedictorian) does not deserve it. Freakin' loyalty awards.
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Anyway, from SM North terminal, we rode a Van to Meycauayan Tollgate(that's in NLEX). We were both complaining about the weather. It's freakin' hot! We rode a jeep to Sto. Nino and a pedicab to our house. It took us about 2 hours to get there. I think it's one of my personal record on commuting to our house in the least time. Wow! Jane! If you are reading this, i think you are my lucky commuting charm!
From our house, we rode a motorcycle to my sister's school. Apparently, it was Jane's first time to ride a motorcycle. IT WAS HELL. She was screaming all the time and louder when we're passing those humps. Those humps. DAMN THOSE HUMPS.
pictured here: humpWe attended the graduation rites. It was fun. It was fun laughing at those emcees because schadenfreude. I know I suck at English but they are worse. Way worse. I mean, kam-ap-porward-worse! Towards the end of the program, I thought of a very nice idea. And this idea produced a 9-minute clip of pure awesomeness.
or a 9-minute clip of my neck.
Well, 9 minutes later, we are safe and sound. Unfortunately, the motor stand failed. I don't know what(or who) caused that.
Oh! About my sister's graduation. She graduated with honors. Salutatorian! I am proud of her. Even though she did not pass UPCAT. It's okay. CONGRATULATIONS! my little sister. She (valedictorian) does not deserve it. Freakin' loyalty awards.
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Mean. I can go to Makati on my own. And other places. Minamaliit mo ang commuting skills ko.
ReplyDeleteMinamaliit. Hihihihi.
ReplyDeleteKawawa naman si Jane. Maliit na nga, minamaliit pa.